Aaron Eckhart:

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Information: Name: Aaron Eckhart Born: 1968-03-12 Height: 1.83

Filmography: Your Friends & Neighbors (1998), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2006), The Missing (2003), Sunday Morning Shootout (2006), Late Show with David Letterman (2006)

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